Baby Wombat Falls Apart Over Frozen Waffles

Despair grips a young marsupial as it glides unceremoniously past a case displaying crispy, disc-shaped batter cakes. Rage and terror engulf its mortal essence, before mercifully dissipating upon the arrival of a sweetened frozen dairy tub, averting both an epic tantrum and cleanup of tiny brown cubes in aisle twenty-two.