Shark Suffers Consequences of Poor Rideshare Service Rating

En route to a costume party, an apex predator with multiple one-star passenger reviews has its evening attire obliterated by a puddle splash while trying to hail a passing cab. Fearful of looking foolish, it insists to party goers that moisture completes its "Sweaty Queen's Guard" costume, and continually re-wets the outfit throughout the evening while silently pondering the ramifications of attempting to consume Lyft drivers.