Hot Dogs Ruin Cheeseburger's Movie Trip

After arriving an hour early to select the perfect seat, a flame-broiled patty is absolutely flabbergasted as two franks turn up mere moments before the opening sequence. Now badly blocked by a towering tube of mechanically-separated meat, the anguished angus beef burger begins leaning left for a better view, only to topple to the floor and drop its toppings everywhere.