Bull Beginning To Regret Foregoing Bunny Slopes

A brown bovine barreling uncontrollably down a mountainside's most treacherous trail begins reflecting on his instructor's advice to stick to smaller slopes. Despite reassuring himself he's doin quite well for his first foray into the sport, his quivering lips and pronounced pupil dilation belie a fast-fading machismo as the skis turn toward an enormous evergreen.